liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

nunderwater:

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

(Source: sharonosbourne)